in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days
This speaks to me on so many levels
help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they
So much cute I may explode
Is this what your cat did today Sara? :P
CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH OF A MINDFUCK THAT WOULD BE TO A BABY THO
She sitting there like “my life has been a lie.”
If you’re dad
And HE’S dad…
WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE
"…Wait a goddamn minute here…"
Sauron has many spies with many eyes… but only one of them is a bajillion feet tall and on fire.
"My real name’s Ariel. So my stage name is Murdermaid."